The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Or a non-white person.

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crab-party crab-party crab-party

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Isn’t he still like a week out from peak damage on this timeline?

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Don’t think it ever came up on VEEP once. Stupid show did not educate me properly.

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https://twitter.com/Beryllium9/status/1312403541667897345

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Knowingly exposing all your old rich billionaire donors to Coronavirus. Bold move Cotton, let’s see how it works out for you.

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https://twitter.com/PadmaLakshmi/status/1312436281058586626

A buffet.

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This is all great news really.

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Conley clearly doesn’t closely follow all of the reporting on this stuff like we do. After all, who really does. So he obviously wasn’t aware of the timeline of the reporting that Trump was first positive on Thursday night.

Of course, the handlers being the geniuses that they are, briefed him thoroughly on not letting the fact that Trump was on oxygen slip, but forgot to tell him to obfuscate the timeline.

Conley is going to have to say he misspoke or we’ve got Trump knowingly exposing other people while he is known to be positive.

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Guys, this is running on every single channel. Biden doesn’t have to do jack shit. He should go back to his basement and stay safe.

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Is “buffet” referring to the food service at the event, or how a donor could come up to Trump for as large a helping of COVID as they wished?

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Padma is the best.

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People that may possibly die due to this super spreader event:

Trump
Chris Christie
Kellyanne Conway
Multiple R senators
Hope Hicks
Pence
Rona McDaniels
Etc etc

He really may end up draining the swamp after all.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1312442195509563392
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Might have to cut their taxes another 5 percent.

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Unstuck should bingo this.

Of course they chose a buffet. They always choose the most evil option available.

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Mark Meadows may be the anonymous source who described Trump’s vitals as “very concerning”.

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/1312429131079057409

and yet somehow orders of magnitude better than the current president.

:sob:

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