The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

We might need to create an Ilhan bot

https://twitter.com/IlhanMN/status/1312191934090207237

https://twitter.com/IlhanMN/status/1312237254895640576

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that poor chicken

Why Twitter is a joke and Jack Dorsey is a goddamned clown. Exhibit 9,784.

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We’ve needed an Omar bot for awhile but I didn’t want to be the guy telling people to make bots.

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No offense to some people on this forum, but if you think McConnell won’t change the rules or force people who are positive for COVID to vote, either remotely or in person, to make sure he gets his nominee confirmed before January, you are a really fucking stupid person.

It is really fucking annoying to read this shit. This is why we ALWAYS LOSE.

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They got that idea from the South Park pandemic special

No one thinks it. We always lose because of your post :(

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Now there’s a whole thread dedicated to this!

holy fuck Rorschach was hot

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I just found this one too and laughed out loud, amazing to see a sitting congresswoman post something like this. She rocks
https://mobile.twitter.com/IlhanMN/status/1311800973862621184

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@goofyballer could we perhaps add this bot to the AOC thread? I’d delight in seeing their combined posts together.

Edit: referring to the Omar bot obv. I assume we will leave the 6ix bot as is.

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Prick Scott, c’mon down and pick up your covid prize!

https://mobile.twitter.com/Amy_Siskind/status/1312402679612813313

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bleep bleep bloop bloop

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The Senate calls roll by last names. So not Booker.

I checked, #contagiousACB is not trending. Yet.

50/50 this doctor press conference will be “Mr. Trump makes a hole in one on every hole” ala North Korea.

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I learned it from the West Wing.

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Mitch will do it, sure, but the more rules he breaks to do it gives more legitimacy to court packing.

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I think it was four hole-in-ones on a front nine.

Every hole would just sound ridiculous.

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tenor

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I misread this at first as:

beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

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