The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Lol I just got 5 munsell books in the mail. Things cost a fortune and I hate making people use them. Classic example of tricking yourself into thinking you are being quantitative when you are being qualitative.

Not Trump

Glad I have been wrong on this one. Good for her. My deep seeded West Wing worldview sometimes escapes no matter how hard I beat it down! :grin:

Fuck Trump and fuck all this faux best wishing shit. Especially fuck Twitter. As Klein said, do we wish mass shooters a quick recovery? Hell no. This is the exact same thing. Every one of Trump’s inner circle that gets ill or dies has earned it 100 times over. I have zero sympathy.

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https://twitter.com/MMFlint/status/1312049021519892481

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Agreed fuck everyone who doesn’t wish death on Trump, are you out of your fucking minds. Especial death wishes on anyone who gloated over the deaths of Bin Laden or similar. Trump has murdered more Mericans ainefc

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You do not want to read the replies to that.

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True of basically all replies on Twitter. 🤷🏼

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https://twitter.com/TravisAllen02/status/1312163613096853506

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True in one sense but those are on another level.

Only given to those hospitalized anyway. It requires IV infusion.

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Someone doesn’t have great career prospects anymore…

Someone also hasn’t seem the state of Johnson since his infection.

What if you want him to survive until after the election to reduce variance? Biden was crushing before this and was bringing a massive senate victory with him, who the fuck knows what happens if Trump dies. Maybe lots of anti trump voters stay home, maybe a lot of moderates move back to Pence because of the left dancing in the streets?

Just let him survive until after the election, maybe get out of the hospital a week before looking super weak and broken, get absolutely landslided, and then dies.

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I don’t want him to die. Too much variance.

He has a huge opportunity if he lives, but he is fundamentally incapable of seizing it.

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I think the ideal timing here is for him to be on a vent 11/4.

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2016 say hi. :wink:

To be fair the reason I’d love him to die is purely out of self interest. I want more than nearly anything to never have to read, talk or think about Trump ever again. That world sounds like bliss to me.

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Also acceptable

Dr Nick
Dr Atlas
Dr Jekyll
Dr Phil
Dr Drew
Dr Evil
Dr Frankenstein
Dr Lecter
Dr Huxtable

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An excellent candidate for angel of death (or for America an angel of mercy?).

Twitter is on the case!

https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1312148560197033985?s=21