The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Could be a double guys. Lets not lose all hope.

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Might be the Flu

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https://twitter.com/eugenegu/status/1312132116369436672?s=20

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That walk to the helicopter reminds me of Cersei’s walk of shame. I’m guessing that’s what took so long.

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https://twitter.com/HeidiNBC/status/1312156422482747392?s=20

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I’m sad now. He looks fine. No negative ads. No one remembers the debate anymore. Melania loves christmas. Trump got covid to save all of us. Landslides :(

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Alright, I’ll just assume he’ll make it to tomorrow morning given that walk.

Good night.

(in b4 2k posts in the next 8 hours)

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https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/1312156452803342336?s=20

https://mobile.twitter.com/Jordanfabian/status/1312156028348186625

Boooooooooooring!

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He looked fine to me 🤷

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1312158400352972800
( twitter | raw text )

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HOLY FUCK THAT’S JACK BAUER IN THE BACK SEAT

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Not sure what the line is. Not death’s door clearly, not a publicity stunt either.

Its fucking weird isn’t it. These writers are the absolute fucking nuts.

i’m so confused right now.

It’s like the fly episode of breaking bad. They know we’ll keep on watching.

Honestly, who fucking knows. That’s exactly how I would walk if I had a bad flu and had to appear semi-ok for 20 seconds.

There was something weirdly satisfying about the masked up walk of shame.

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The helicopter gave me a jolt of adrenaline so no nap today.

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