The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

i feel like we got played but i’m not sure how

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By the way gotta love how the video was all about him and how he feels, no mention of the country, stability, Pence being ready if needed and everything being fine for the American people and national security.

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Tbh I think this is exactly what it seems like at the surface level. He’s positive, he’s got mild symptoms, and he’s heading to the hospital as a precaution. He’s not healthy and doing this as a game, and he’s not at death’s door (but could be if things take a turn in the next few days).

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That was such a fun and reliable heist.

trump walking

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Ffs why did I sell my puts

Yup. What if he takes a turn for the worse, which he probably will even if he recovers, better to move him now than under less favorable conditions.

Deep fakes in play now.

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Holy shit he both looks terrible and so much better than when slathered in orange makeup

Yeah maybe. This just may have really shook him badly. He starting to take the experts seriously and thinking do it now while he can and not a couple days later when it will look really bad. Haha lol at me acting all LSM and thinking there is method to all this madness

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https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1312160166633062401

This is germophobe Trump’s worst nightmare.

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I caught up on like 350 posts and you guys had my hyped as fuck only for him to walk to the helicopter fine :frowning:

That said I don’t want him to die. I want him to be really sick and then a week before the election rolled out looking like a hollow weak man on deaths door.

That said this is already a big win for him if its mild and recovers because it go his horrible debates out of the election cycle, along with his taxes.

Although it did get covid back in the news cycle.

I dunno how I feel about it. I’m stressed.

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At the very least it’s a little harder to sell “virus is no big deal” and “I give myself an A for virus handling” when he had to go to the hospital for treatment.

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It’s also one of the worst things you can do with the virus. The increased stress of a panic attack will make his insides like a fucking playground

Trump is a coward and is scared as fuck. Take me to the hospital, give me antibodies! I dont want to die!.

He probably has a mild case and will be fine in a few days even though he deserves much worse. That’s just how the world works it seems.

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https://twitter.com/joncoopertweets/status/1312158853832736769

this is the first mention of difficulty breathing i have seen

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Yep, I want him confined to a George Bushesque wheelchair from today on, only being too weak to pinch anybodys ass till he dies 15 years from now broke in a puddle.

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Problem is tho he was dressed. Walked fine to the helicopter and also looked fine leaving it. It had stairs and everything too.

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also, it doesnt sound like this is going to be mild. If it has progressed to alarming symptoms in two days, I wouldnt be surprised to see it following the path of average symptoms-----> 24 hours of feeling great in which Trump declares victory ------> immediate reversal into ventilator town.

We have seen it happen a lot with this thing.

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