The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Hopefully the pilot graduated from the same school as Kobe’s pilot

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Chopper crashes. Trump fakes his death.

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https://twitter.com/JonLemire/status/1312154732086005763?s=20

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I WAS WATCHING A PRE-TAPED PARKED HELICOPTER :((

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Highest ratings a parked chopper has ever had.

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CNN somehow has 20 camera angels of helicopter in transit

You didn’t miss anything. He was barely visible through the chopper’s windows, walking to the whirlybird.

https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/1312154785974378497

Well he’s not at death’s door.

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Fuck he’s walking out alone in a suit. Damnit.

The man’s a moron with moron thoughts about health and who thinks he is widely loved. He could be demanding to go to hospital because he’s a moron.

They could get exponentially worse.

OKC sports radio guy. I lold

https://twitter.com/toddonfranchise/status/1312064206188032002?s=21

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Based on GOP experience needs to dip back down to accommodate the surety of tweeting after death

Let’s take away everyones health insurance. How dare you hope the president dies!

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Propaganda worked on me he looks fine

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this 4d chess is strong that i’m somehow impressed by the president current health

He looks fine

Gonna yell out, “Kobe!!!” if Marine One crashes.

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CNN just showed the video. He looked pretty unenergized. No problem going up stairs though. Wouldn’t want to be those pilots.