The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

How the fuck am I supposed to keep up with 1K new posts in this thread? Did anything happen since this morning?

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but how long from exposure do you start testing positive? been less than 3 days.

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Biden campaign pulling all negative ads

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We’re at 8,100 posts. What comes first, 10K and a new thread or he comes out to Marine One?

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In case you aren’t joking, Trump being airlifted to Walter Reed.

i have had to go to the bathroom for like 45 minutes now but they keep telling us trump is moments away from heading out to marine 1

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Nah, go back to bed.

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Trump about to go to the hospital. We’re all watching and waiting for him to go to the chopper.

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RED HEADLINES ON CNN? WTF

If he caught it Tuesday, he might not test positive til Saturday or Sunday.

Biden tested negative. Pelosi tested negative.

Trump took some experimental medicine after Jim Crammer (who picks random stocks on tv) suggested it.

Trump is heading to the hospital.

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It was Alexander Graham Bell, and the device failed because Garfield was lying on a mattress full of metal springs. Bell discovered his own error, but not soon enough.

History, man.

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no one is out of the woods with covid in the US

They use mirrors underneath. That’s how they give it the illusion of levitation.

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wife coming back from her serious UC job in two hours.

“what did you do today”
“ah, watched video of a parked helicopter for a couple of hours”

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Proud Boys are standing by. Trump might need some pallbearers soon.

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This chopper’s not going anywhere. Yuv called it first.

Just as soon as he puts the finishing touches on that healthcare plan!