The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Can we get a Roger Sterling “showing Lucky Strike I’m fine” ONE TIME PLS???

7 days after testing positive - Trump’s had covid for 5+ days i reckon, probably only tested once every 7 days

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One would think a hospitalization, especially so quickly after diagnosis, can only cause a complete rethinking of policy. But that would require thinking, so I don’t know.

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This thread is moving way too fast but would it be too much for Dems to make her Speaker?

Not gonna lie… it’s been really hard to not troll the Trumpers I’m around at work.

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She’s not constitutionally eligible to be POTUS.

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EjTkPPuWoAAUdM_

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Yeah, confirmed by the pool reporter tweets, but I was going to say if this was a staged photo op, the networks wouldn’t have this shitty angle where Marine One is blocking the entrance to the WH.

What’s up with the helicopter? Why can’t he go in a car?

Damnit

cause he dead

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I’ve never heard of it (I’m a hospital pharmacist where we’ve had dozens to hundreds of COVID cases)

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Rashida Tlaib is eligible.

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https://twitter.com/joshuagreen/status/1312142549713219584?s=21

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So?

Cliffs.
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1312149129057894402

The irony is that if the president took proper action to control the coronavirus he probably wouldn’t have contracted it.

Maybe this was just an elaborate way of killing himself without directly doing it.

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I hope he insisted on some quack baloney treatment while he was still conscious, and it’s that that kills him.

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Fox News just hilarious to listen to right now.

They just said Trump is taking Marine One out of respect for the DC commuters, to avoid a traffic jam.

Stumping hard for China should have stopped the virus, and the libs downplayed it in March too.

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