The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

From the short news story I heard it sounded like you need to apply, then have your landlord apply. Not sure what that process will look like, but I’m sure it won’t be easy to navigate for a lot of people.

Wow, this is reality?

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My best (worst) gun story is the one where I was shot at.

Was playing a round of golf alone on a mild winter day, on a hole bordering a wooded area.

Suddenly I heard a shot ring out, then another. Then another, coupled with the sound, and feel, of a bullet whizzing past my head. Then couple more, passing close enough that I could feel a breeze. I dropped my bag, ducked for cover, and ran the hell out of there.

Don’t know if the shooters in the woods were randomly shooting at me, or if they were just shooting at targets and bullets happened to pass by close (I believe it was the former).

But when I think of all the life I might have missed over the past couple decades due to just being in the wrong place at the wrong time near a wacko with a gun, I have a deaf ear for gun nuts and their pro-gun arguments.

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Hopefully it’s Cecily Strong.

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Let’s see how this @nunnehi comment aged from… [Checks notes]… 5 hours ago…

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LOL nunnehi forever and ever.

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lmaooooooooooooooo

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Damn, no wonder Trump hates Obama lol. Imagine someone saying these things about you just before you take over as president.

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When my mom was a young girl, a hunter once took a shot at her when she was out playing in the backyard. Then grandpa rushed out and kicked his shit in. Anyway, fuck guns and fuck hunters.

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I don’t know much about shoes but that looks like a relatively tall heel for a guy who is 6 3

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Rest of the world quietly change their locks but America gets some target practice in.

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Take your weapon to a reputable pawn shop and write a pawn loan for $10 (or min amount).Pawn shop required to store the gun in their gun safe. Make the interest payments and consider it a storage fee. Retrieve the gun whenever you want to train, shoot it into the sky (Saddam style) or use it liberally against right wing death squads. Make sure you know when they are arriving so you have enough time to retrieve the weapon.

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This gave me a huge laugh this morning…

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Yeah that show is crazy.

He is such an insecure little man.

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