The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1300918961094107136?s=20

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Go out skeeting with the ex-gf, get dumped when current gf finds out. Seems fair.

https://twitter.com/MykeCole/status/1300938771572174850?s=20

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Oh my god hahahahahahahahahahahhaa

Holllllllly shit that ad. Elite trolling. They include footage as proof of his declining mental state the shot of walking up a ramp with toilet paper on his heel AND the clip of him mocking a disabled person.

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Fuck the debate. Have them compete on a American Ninja Warrior obstacle course. Whoever gets the furthest wins the presidency.

I want to see how Trump does on the salmon ladder!

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The country is such a train wreck right now that it’s going to be very difficult for Barr’s sham investigation to overtake everything else in the news. Of course the press is going to fuck it up the best they can, but even their incompetence has its limits.

https://twitter.com/katyturnbc/status/1300967058713325571?s=21

Seems bad!

In his guilty plea, Mr. Higginbotham admitted that he and the entertainer and businessman Pras Michel, a former member of the Fugees, a defunct hip-hop group, arranged for millions of dollars of Mr. Low’s money to be transferred to a law firm owned by Mr. Broidy’s wife to pay them to try to end the 1MDB investigation.

And:

When we learn the truth Bob Mueller should be tried for treason. This shit is blatant, and everywhere.

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He only had a shotgun for hunting, no handguns or anything. Hmmm. Well he did bring home a replica of some kind of .45 that shot hard plastic balls. It was spring loaded and I didn’t believe it could hurt me, so I grabbed it, pointed the barrel at the middle of my left hand and pulled the trigger. It caused immediate searing pain and left a big welt, but I was able to shake it off and threw the gun onto the couch next to my other buddy and said “It was nothing”. He picked up the gun and looked me over, then shot himself in the hand so I didn’t have to spend the rest of the night being the only one to do that.

tl/dr-he wasn’t a gun nut.

I’m not sure whether that convinced me the he’s not a gun nut who makes bad decisions or that you are…

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It looked like a cheap toy, but it could dent lampshades. I’d be perfectly happy to never see another gun for the rest of my life.

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Everything I know about guns I learned from video games. I had to handle a gun twice in a movie (only once was I actually seen), but I only knew how to do it properly because a FB friend trains actors in weapons handling and fighting. I’ve seen just enough of his posts to know what not to do.

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Slow news night.

The latest financial numbers come from an analysis of Rettig’s personal financial disclosures from 2019 and 2020—despite the IRS commissioner only referring to the properties as “Residential Real Estate – Honolulu, Hawaii” and “Residential Real Estate (2) – Honolulu, Hawaii,” on the forms. Prior to his 2018 congressional confirmation hearing, Rettig disclosed that he owned two properties in Hawaii, but failed to mention where they were located or that they were in a Trump business property.

Rettig has made between $100,000 to $200,000 annually from his 50-percent ownership in two units at the Trump International Waikiki, a property from which the president also still profits, according to CREW. Ten-percent of the purchase price Rettig paid went directly to Trump’s personal business. The report also noted that President Trump has, while in office, promoted the hotel. He stopped by to congratulate employees on a “tremendously successful” year while on his way to Asia in late 2017.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1300983667561562118
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I guess the only good gun story I have is about my wife. Her dad is a gun nut deplorable. He has a survival shelter stocked and ready to go at all times. Believes the 2A supercedes every other part of the constitution. Obviously one of his first duties as a father was to train my spouse in proper gunplay.

I didn’t really know that side of her until we went to play some first person shooters at an arcade. We jumped into some such FPS and I think I’m doing well, laying down a blizzard of fire and reloading as soon as the gun empties.

But then I peek over at my spouse and she’s cool as a cucumber mowing down her side of the screen with headshots to a one. Aim, fire, reload. Repeat. I know now who I want by my side in a zombie apocalypse.

Telling her dad that story ended up being one of the last cordial conversations I had with him. I remember it because when I got to the part where I said she was executing strict kill shots to the head, I’d never seen him so visibly proud.

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Some one needs to forward this to SNL…

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I’m betting at least one person from SNL reads Unstuck.

I don’t think I saw this posted but if this actually happens it’s going to help trump a lot

https://twitter.com/jenniferjjacobs/status/1300890887472533504?s=21

Let’s if competence comes into play. The reporting has been pretty good about the SS withholding scam.