#Strokeahontas now trending on Twitter
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I went once, when I feared a crazy girl who stole my key might try to kill me. I spent 95% of the time at the gun range afraid someone at the range would go nuts and kill us all.
I did not buy a gun.
I considered getting one in March because I anticipated societal unrest. I also knew societal unrest would depress me a lot and I didn’t want a suicide tool around. Given what’s coming, I’ve considered it again - something I could never turn on myself, like a shotgun, but I’m still very leery of it.
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This was an own goal by Trump. The mainstream media wasn’t talking about it, and he basically put it in play.
That’s a hell of a day.
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Probably would have been better spending the last 6 months actively trying to get into Canada or something if you actually envision scenarios where owning a gun is a positive due to societal unrest.
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THE PRESIDENT: And then, they turn to their friend and say, “Hey, watch me ‘soup’ this Nazi!” What did Nazis ever do to them? They’re so innocent!
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Tuesday’s order establishes the timeline for Trump’s broader appeal of a lower-court ruling last month that found the district attorney is entitled to request Trump’s personal financial records from his accounting firm. Arguments are set for Sept. 25, and the court’s order will remain active pending the outcome of that hearing, it said in announcing the decision.
Lol can you imagine? By the time the DA gets it we’ll be 3 years into trump’s second term and all the dirty deals are buried forever
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“Trump claims victory, Democrats think it might be too close to call.”
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Ernest Hemingway disapproves of this plan.
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That’s the one. Save this
Sir,
All you have to do is run an obstacle course that includes a long steep up ramp, and a long steep down ramp that you run though while drinking water.
Once you complete five laps, you win the election. If five or more minutes lapse, or you spill any water, you lose.
I refuse to believe any of this stuff happened unless the people yelled ‘No soup for you!’ as they threw it.
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I’m far more worried about the media dropping the ball covering sham indictments and Bill Barr bullshit than I am about terrible election night headlines.
Prince’s wife touched his peence that night. No way he does not remember.
He has like 10 or at least used to.
Ftfy
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I was meaning it ironically, but yeah, that would TOTALLY work.
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Kurt Cobain also managed to do the deed.
He was pretty Mopey for a few days. The girl that dumped him was super hot and cool and the chick that blasted him with the clay pigeon was Ok looking and annoying as hell. Bad judgement.
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Bad judgement by a big gun person huh?
You don’t say…