The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

So basically every poll is telling us how mad to be if Biden loses?

+8 anger
+11 rage
+13 death of democracy
+15 Riverman

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Well we know the media’s learned from their mistakes right? Narrator?

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Rand Paul wants to FBI to arrest people that didn’t hurt him because he thinks they flew in from elsewhere

https://twitter.com/joshuapotash/status/1300828213950787586?s=21

I’m thoroughly anti-guns, but when my cousin’s gun-nut husband, a cop (I’ve written about him before; he’s a wacko who literally stashes a gun in every room of his house as his “family protection plan” plus a locker full of them in his garage), invited me to a shooting range, in an effort to be open minded I accepted the invitation.

I hated every moment of the experience, and it confirmed every suspicion I had about guns and America.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1300933256762798080
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Trying to think which is the bigger bummer news story today:

  • Biden agreeing to debate Trump
  • The guys that ruined GoT signed on to adapt the three body problem

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Almost all of it hasn’t trusted a word Barr has said since the Mueller report, if that helps.

I went to a gun range as part of a bachelor party and was absolutely miserable, and terrified, the entire time.

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It’s more fun if you try to make people afraid of you.

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The greatest movie of all time.

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The incident where the little girl lost control and blew away the instructor makes me highly unlikely to ever visit one.

No joke. The guy next to me was firing something akin to a handheld cannon. It literally rattled the building each time he fired it. I left the place with a minor case of PTSD. Naturally, everyone else there couldn’t get enough of it.

An uzi for a nine year old… USA USA USA

I bought a .22 pistol probably 8 years ago because my brother and other friends were buying them, went to the range with them probably 4-5 times. When I say range I mean a makeshift one that the public uses off some dirt road somewhere but I don’t think regulated really, anyone can come up and shoot whatever. It never felt quite right, wasn’t scared but I didn’t feel like I fit in at all. I sold it to my brother 4-5 years ago.

One of my roommates took me skeet shooting in the late 80’s and I hated it. Would just rather not be around guns. He had this spring loaded skeet thrower that required good technique and figuring out how to work that thing was probably the highlight. He took an ex-gf out later and she did not have good technique and wound up nailing him in the cheekbone with a clay pigeon and it shattered and he spent two hours in the ER getting shards of clay removed from his face, then his current gf dumped him when he got home and told her what happened.

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Appropriate name for him.

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LOL

https://twitter.com/axios/status/1300931129298518023?s=21

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Maybe his foot fell asleep?

Charactering these things as “accidents” is part of the problem. Words mean things. It wasn’t an accident. It did exactly what it was built and designed to do.

Like that Chris Rock joke- the tiger didn’t go crazy the tiger just went tiger.

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