The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

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Just think of the election results like the Barr letter. Someone will come out and say Trump won. The problem is there is no longer anyone in the administration credible enough to deliver it believably. They shot their wad already. In that case, the moves will all turn toward trying to retain power, if that’s their actual desire. I’m for sure willing to die casting my vote in person.

CNN reports that it’s too close to call, but Trump claims victory and CNN reports that Trump claimed victory. A panel argues over whether it was too soon, with the Trump supporters saying “He’s up 70-30, that cannot be overcome without cheating, get real!”

Wolf Blitzer is like, “Well, good points were made on both sides!”

This goes on every day until Biden emerges victorious a week or two later. Trump urges the gerrymandered state houses in PA, MI and WI not to certify the election. Tends of thousands of liberals show up at the state houses to demonstrate, and Trump launches into his usual rhetoric to stoke violence. The police provoke the liberal crowds into violence, and Kyle Rittenhouse x100 shows up to each one, mowing down dozens if not hundreds of liberals.

The Fourth Reich begins.

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That worked out well.

When @nunnehi tells you it’ll be okay because the Trump administration is not credible enough to do what we expect them to do, you should be very afraid. Nunnehi’s track record speaks for itself.

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this… i know it’s not much, but it’s on the front page of drudge, is consistent with a neuro deficit from a stroke

https://twitter.com/CNNNewsource/status/1288007359751757824?s=20

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What do you mean? The barr letter basically demolished anyone giving a fuck about Russia, unless that’s not what you’re talking about.

https://twitter.com/dknight10k/status/1300911962822455296?s=21

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Can’t wait for Barr announcing the results of the election on the 5th as it stands and declares it for Trump while he goes after the criminals.

I prefer a Stay Puft Marshmalllow Rittenhouse in this scenario rather than 100 of the original kind, blech.

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I’m going to go out on a limb and guess this is a D- poll.

Barr was considered credible on that day by the vast majority of media commentators, even those who thought it sounded off. He ran with a narrative that was blatantly false to anyone paying attention and got away with that only because of his perceived credibility inside that universe. No normal media gives him the benefit of the doubt anymore.

Who can go out in front of the media and be credible saying the same thing today? The media will not assign credibility to any person going out saying, ‘Trump won’. If the media had been skeptical of Barr, people wouldn’t have let him run with that narrative for weeks while the report was being held back.

Again, if you can tell me a person in this administration who can credibly go out and do the same thing Barr did and have the media fall for it like they did, I’m all ears. This isn’t the same at all and the stakes are through the roof about reporting it right.

via https://twitter.com/atlas_intel an account with 400 followers

Not sure of Political Polls’s rating but they seem legit.

Not sure where Trump’s 46% claim came from.

I wonder if I lose my bet on Trump if he declares himself Fuhrer instead of President.

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LOL nunnehi. Never ending misplaced faith.

Now I’m having nightmare visions of right wing terrorists burning elections offices to the ground in swing state cities before the ballots are counted. I may need to tune out for a day to reset my brain.

Oh well that’s very deceiving.