The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

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It’s so fucking ridiculous. These are records the motherfucker promised he’d share with the public before the election!

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Lol, Glenn Beck, what a terrible piece of shit. Remember when he had his phase where he tried to pretend like he wasn’t crazy and evil?

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Well what about Obama’s birth certificate?

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hahahha Nancy and the Edems get fucked.

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Again trump has premature ejaculation. He really is the dumb super villain laying out his arch plan in full detail halfway through the movie. The issue is that in this analogy the part of James bond is being played by the American people. I’m not certain that they have the wherewithal to escape from the genital slicing laser in time.

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Will you resign from the presidency, Kate?

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Holy shit at the right trying to take calling out racism and xenophobia as their own. If people actually fall for this then they are dumber than I even thought possible.

Narrator: they fell for it.

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It could just be the angle at which he’s dragging his foot.

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You can say a lot of things about Joe Biden, but one of them is not that he’s low energy.

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What was the successful part? The only success I saw was AF1 taking off and landing without killing anyone.

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