The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

As a person who suffers from manboobitis, I feel mortally offended. But I’ll allow it.

Anyone got cliffs on the Biden speech

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At this point, I might get a digital frame to hang HermanCain.gif above my bed.

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I would assume so, but that’s sort of my point. There’s also surely a way to put a guy with mild symptoms and who’s still working hard in front of the camera as he walks to the Beast or Marine One. Quite telling, IMO, if they don’t. Have they ever hid his departure from the WH?

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Marine one landing right in front of WH

seems completely normal and not a big deal at all

We need a camera shot of the walk/guerney ride to Marine One

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Hermann says “Hi.”

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I’m putting a trademark on Trump lied, then he died

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Trump not making a tweet or even some quick appearance to tell everyone he’s perfectly fine and will be completely recovered in 12 hours is a bad sign.

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https://twitter.com/BrendanNyhan/status/1312136455473381377

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I don’t think they can fly a chopper into the garage

Or good?

Totally normal

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“You’ve got some mild symptoms, let’s get you into the hospital for a few days,” said nobody ever, right?

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Kudly said it was very moderate. So confuse.

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he dead yo

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PI making moves

It’s Friday night. Go crazy!

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Jesus Christ. Ok I’m wrong. This is serious