The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

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Yesterday morning he was experiencing symptoms? Wasn’t he then in-person at in the Comey show-trial hearing?? These people are all idiots.

https://twitter.com/PeterAlexander/status/1312042588669718546?s=20

https://twitter.com/lispower1/status/1312005926405185537?s=21

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He’s gotta pull a Putin. He can become VP and call all the shots while the POTUS is just a figurehead.

It would be a shame if he’s not feeling well enough to call in.

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NO OBESE. NO OBESE. YOU’RE THE OBESE!

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I could honestly see Lee + whatever GOP senators who get it showing up to the senate to vote for ACB while hacking up a lung, sneezing, nose running, whole 9 yards.

I tend to put him in the 0-5yo category.

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https://twitter.com/Lianar05/status/1312069446811348992

Just a brief reminder how 95% of the public reasons about this kind of thing.

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https://twitter.com/Amy_Siskind/status/1312073055431266304?s=20

They’d bring them out of an induced coma to vote if they had to.

https://twitter.com/jackmjenkins/status/1312068942157025280?s=21

Another one from the SCOTUS nomination ceremony.

nominees are coming fast and furious now.

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https://twitter.com/costareports/status/1312077786744532992

Woah. Probably got it in church. Well if it turns out that covid takes a decade off your life, I guess this could help future generations.

No, he’s legit half dead rn. Otherwise he’d be on national tv.

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Lol isnt the easiest counterpoint ever just linking to stories of 16-21 year olds dropping dead who had no underlying conditions?

These people think on less than level 0 if it’s even possible.

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Just seems weird to emphasize emphatically how empathetic you are in between hoping trump is empaled by the virus

Whenever I’m looking for a professional medical opinion, I always seek out anecdotal evidence from a native speaker who struggles with verb-subject agreement.

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Isn’t she taking the piss out of his scientific uncle nonsense with this?

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Not judging by the rest of the tweets from that account, no.