The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

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https://twitter.com/Lianar05/status/1291504968336318464

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Hey, I was a confirmed Brobuchar!

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I’m on team mildly serious case, no respirator but lost of shortness of breath and fatigue, you know like they claimed of Hilary four years ago today.

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Smart alt-right troll (Pogue) creates a thread whining about the left celebrating - like 5 minutes after the news came out. He knows what he’s doing - trying to deflect. The idiot true believers actually buy it though. The correct response is to immediately post examples of Trump mocking sick Hillary and Chiefsplanet celebrating RBG dying - before the thread can even take off. But no - idiot libs (oaklandhater - just dumber than a box of rocks) just go on and celebrate Trump getting covid instead.

A liberal poster creates a thread about Biden being negative. Needs a lot more examples of Trump’s team being idiots w/o masks.

I’m far too nice and ‘give the benefit of doubt marlarky’ for this forum

If I had to pick one I guess you’re right but the margins are as slim as the space between two hands held together.

Yeah - recovers just enough to lose in election, then dies 2 days into the lame duck seems optimal.

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Those CFR’s do not… seem accurate.

Yes I’ve already encountered the fake pearl clutchers. It’s hilarious to me. I’ve been using “facts don’t care about your feelings” and “sounds like you need a safe space” and then doing what you suggested and linking to tweets celebrating rbg’s death.

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What do the writers have in store for us next?

https://twitter.com/samstein/status/1312080553945042944

Sam Stein reads Unstuck.

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I’d hope for a little more than empalement. He already wears fake tan.

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LOL at “244 pounds”

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One hypothetical I haven’t seen yet is the possibility that Trump experienced a medical emergency that plays worse than covid-19. I.e. a heart attack etc…

Assuming that there aren’t any checks and balances on his medical status (speculation) then a covid rouse would make sense. A major health setback would be a Biden landslide.

Meanwhile, Hicks has experienced more pronounced symptoms than the president. Two sources said she has had a high fever and a cough, with one source adding she lost her sense of smell. Hicks is said to be frustrated with Trump for taking such a cavalier approach to the virus. She was one of the few West Wing staffers to wear a mask in meetings, which her colleagues chided her for. “She was made fun of because she wore a mask,” a friend said. Sources told me Hicks is also upset that news coverage has made it appear that she gave Trump the virus, when in fact no one knows where he got it. “It’s so unfair she’s sort of being blamed,” the friend told me.

You cannot make this stuff up.

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ironing…

Trump cancels call with vulnerable seniors

US media are reporting that Covid-positive President Trump has cancelled his only scheduled event on Friday as he and the first lady isolate in the White House.

The event was set to be a phone call on Covid-19 support to vulnerable older people.

What a day for this trailer to come out. And they should have this movie free from the 20th to November 5th. Actually should just release it now

https://twitter.com/neonrated/status/1312044877065068546?s=21

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“All the doctors say that it can’t even be transmitted via [fellatio]”, a tearful Hicks was heard to comment.

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Empathy isn’t sympathy. Empathy isn’t kindness.

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Bet you guys didn’t even know a jerbs report dropped today didja?

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