The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

crazy as balls shit barely a footnote, right

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Guys at working were crying about the libs using this against him and always attacking him for doing rallies with no masks. It was glorious. If he dies I’ll do the coffin dance to their dumb faces.

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I really don’t care a whole lot, but is there any reason we shouldn’t just merge this with the main Trump thread.

POTUS POZZED! and The Presidency of Donald J. Trump POZZED! sound like basically the same thing. Even we change the title of the main thread, the fact that he has COVID is going to come up in the discussion of all things Trump, so separating them is pointless, imo.

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I don’t know the logistics of faking it, but saying “I lost the debate because of [external factor]” is not only on-brand for a narcissist but also the type of excuse they’d be desperately searching for.

Well they already claimed victory in the debate so they can’t now say they lost because of external factors.

Lol at “they can’t”

I’m not sure if this is a job for SweetSummerChild or Narrator, but I suspect one of them should be along soon.

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No doubt some neo-nazi like Ben Shapiro will make the case his unhinged performance was partially due to Covid.

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I mean yeah if words literally don’t matter they can say whatever the fuck, they could have already said it. We’ve already heard every excuse in the book. Hell the only people bitching more about Wallace than the left are the right. But Trump and his campaign have taken the stance that he crushed it. Going back and admitting defeat now, but with excuses, is just a terrible look and he gets skewered for it whether or not it’s effective.

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Omg where is this from? I need a link so I can share it. Plz!

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I get not agreeing but not grasping this OBV YES at all is wild.

All hail President Chuck Grassley.

Yes. And it can be literally anyone, not just a sitting congressman.

They need to keep it close to the vest if they do.

“All lives matter.”

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Counterpoint: I now have TWO things to click on here

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God damn what does the stick in your ass look like

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I am glad you said look and not taste.

@clovis, not kink shaming

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YESSSS

Wednesday 30 September

Hope Hicks, Trump’s son-in-law and senior adviser Jared Kushner, and other White House and campaign officials at Andrews Air Force Base. Trump travels to Minnesota for a fundraiser at a private home in suburban Minneapolis and an outdoor rally in Duluth. Hicks is among the White House aides who accompany Trump on the trip. She feels unwell on the return trip and isolates herself onboard Air Force One

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Really weird thing to say as well but ok

Obama for speaker? The legal fight about where he falls in the line of succession will add to what would already be a colossal amount of jimmy rustling.

Unfortunately my one time is already in use.

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