The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

FUCK NO. The line of succession would skip over him and go to Grassley.

Yeah, I was joking. Admittedly poorly worded post on my part. Obviously wouldn’t want to jeopardize line of succession considerations.

EDIT: As you’re likely aware, 22nd Amendment says you can’t be elected more than twice. So it’s actually not an open and shut case about whether he would be skipped in the LOS. Nevertheless, you don’t want that to be an issue in the event the situation arises. So, to be clear, Obama while a hilarious choice, would be bad right now. On the other hand, prior to the pozzing it would have been the elitest of trolls. They could have always switched speakers post pozzing.

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Sarcasm is hard to convey with just text.

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Can we just fold this into the main thread. Totally redundant.

@anon38180840 it is your time to take your place among our most hated politicians

I agree and am tentatively willing to investigate using my mod powers… Let’s cross our fingers the forum doesn’t explode.

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Disclaimer: I am in no way advising doing this.

Maximum Republican rustling would be Hillary for speaker though

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Hilarious that Pence is probably going to fade infection.

Like, every single facet of his time in the WH has been subtly demeaning, dehumanizing, and belittling to the poor chap. The fact that he doesn’t catch the 'rona while all the cool kids in the administration did just illustrates how much of a footnote and afterthought his entire existence is.

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I think it’s a bigger rustle for Repubes in general, but Obama is a bigger rustle for Trump specifically.

Obama is no good, he’s constitutionally ineligible to be president.

100% will be used by religious nutters to give credit to the invisible man in the sky.

  1. I’m not seriously suggesting this

What if he says

Fuck you, no

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Well a lot of people also see thru phony shit, which is a reason why there’s so much distrust in politicians. He can’t be the possible end of democracy where life would be hell for millions of more people than it is now and then you also want him to heal right back up and go to stealing the election.

The only people that’ll see any of these tweets of wishing him well will be people on twitter and I don’t think a single average person will care who tweeted him best wishes

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UPers Today definitely feels better, I don’t know what it is but today is a good day to be alive.

I’m going to put on my mask and

https://mobile.twitter.com/baesicderek/status/1304272730880176128

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I’d rather run against Pence. And I’m not sure there wouldn’t be a fight put up by Cruz and Jeb! to run. GOP is looking bad no matter what, but worse without Trump. Trump dead and the sooner the better imo.

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have fun!

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c02

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Meadows: “In true fashion, he’s probably critiquing the way I’m answering these questions”. LOL

So, uhh, are you supposed to call the doctor when you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours or only if it involves viagra?

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