The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

The writers really know how when to work in a plot twist.

Real life is like an M. Night Shyamalan movie.

This is begging the question. Your play is not unequivocally better and the point of contention is that some think it’s unequivocally worse!

If half the country is celebrating the possible the demise of it’s most powerful leader, you don’t understand how that makes us look weak on a global scale?

But if Hitler dies who’s gonna take care of his dogs and give them treats and belly rubs and ear skritches?!?

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Yep.

Guys, the play here is obvious.

This is a scandal. Let it be a scandal.

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Are any of you guys who won’t vote for Biden really going to be won over if he releases a Tweet hoping for Trump to die?

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It makes us look like we finally recovered from our insanity.

Are you completely unread on military history?

I would run with, “I like Presidents who don’t get coronavirus.”

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What in the ever living fuck is going on? I guess I’m taking these posts too seriously.

The idea that a politician should make a snarky comment with all the global potential currently hanging in the balance is pure Trumpian. You guys have let the donkey at the table absolutely mindfuck you.

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Credit where it’s due. Pence was right about a corona miracle being around the corner.

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I wish him a speedy recovfefe.

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Ronna McDaniel tests positive.

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Yes, you are taking the posts too seriously.

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Um… No…

Go on if you feel inclined but this is a little opaque.

I first read that as Ronald McDonald and was briefly sad.

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Feel free to enlighten everyone with your brilliance.

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Your friend sounds like a total asshole

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Romney’s niece, who changed her name so as not to offend Trump, iirc.