The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Is there any advantage to him lying in this spot? What if he’s just making it up?

I got nothin’. In for a truly epic thread.

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This is incredible. Karma might really be a real thing.

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well it does change the subject from ALL of the negative trump talk the last few days

also if he just whacks melania off and they claim it’s covid, he gets to pull the sympathy card.

I mean the dude is flying around the states mask-less doing 10000s people rallies. It’s not karma, it’s science.

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In 2084 the history books will have her recorded as our Evita.

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I’m not an expert on how the kids are using the slang these days, but my understanding is that there is something of a difference between “whack” and “whack off”.

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There’s a timeline where pence and trump both die, and pelosi becomes president, and gets to reverse the SC nomination.

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It’s all so Shakespearean with the hubris.

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On one hand, I assume the POTUS gets every kind of novel antibody treatment NIH can cook up, so I kinda expect he pulls a Weinstein and survives despite his terrible health. OTOH, sitting out of two weeks of campaigning a month before the election is far from ideal, to say nothing of the optics of the guy in charge of the COVID response pozzing out because he can’t do basic social distancing. .

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Hope Hicks is symptomatic. Hopefully this is a bad strain.

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Was never a big fan of Shakespeare. Full of clichés.

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Very very rich people often have bad healthcare outcomes because they get whatever they want and overrule doctors. Trump could well be extreme in this regard. He knows better. He picks doctors he thinks are smart (ie they are dumb).

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All I know is that Weinstein and Berlusconi and Boris Johnson pozzed and survived, so I have very little hope Trump will succumb because assholes seem to do okay with the COVID.

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TRUMP GOT DAT RONI

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POTUS is pozzed? Lets see what the market has to say.

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Boris was on a ventilator and was lucky to survive.

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Motherfucker made fun of Biden during the debate for wearing a mask.

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Wait he was? I didn’t think he was intubated.

Searches for “presidential line of succession” just shot up.