The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

He tweeted it. Might be a lie but…

I’m even happier than I would have expected!!!

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LOL, me too. But mine is pregnant so not sure I’d make it out alive.

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But how do you catch a hoax?

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Please don’t die. I wanna see him lose.

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Maybe this is a ploy to get out of the second debate?

Lol nah.

https://twitter.com/ShePersisted70/status/1311892320506257409

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If this old, out of shape, bad heart, adderall eating stain of a human survives this, we are never gonna hear the end of how they have been right all along and we should just open for business - flu is worse - noone is dying - Hillary had emails. Ugh I think.

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Thoughts and prayers

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he can still easily survive to the election drop after

Ahahahahahahahahaha fucker

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Is it too early to get in line to piss on his grave?

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I mean, the darkest timeline is the one where he survives but Biden, who he infected earlier this week, doesn’t.

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He runs hotter than the sun. He’ll feel perfectly fine and then he’ll gloat and downplay the virus even more.

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I was thinking the same. Just like Brazil’s Bolsonaro.

Yeah I’m pretty much expecting this.

Also I seriously wonder if he could somehow be making all this up. Like what are the checks and balances to that?

Melania being the one to succumb and not him would be running hotter than the sun

gets to play the sympathy card

I believe they call it the “fuck you, that’s why” check and balance

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First the Titans’ long snapper, now this

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