The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

No mask and aerosolized. I’d be worried.

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Needs to be a third pane where he mashes both buttons.

It seems pretty widely accepted that one is likely contagious approximately 48 hours prior to testing positive.

LMAO whoops. Andrew.

Steny Hoyer is who I’d expect, which is massively stupid.

I would like to express my sincere regret for any inappropriate remarks that I made last night and apologize to anyone offended and to the president. I hope everyone makes a speedy recovery with no symptoms.

I anticipate making a similar remark daily.

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VP debate is going to be a bloodbath, right? Trump was already in trouble with his handling of the COVID situation, the optics of him not being able to keep his own staff safe because of his incompetence is something Kamala can hammer away at all night.

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My one solace is I think it’s really unlikely he dies before Election Day. Rona takes a log time to kill people, and doctors will use extraordinary measures to save him. He could be on a vent on Election Day though.

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Dems should go full fuck you mode and make Dukakis speaker of the house.

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Anybody remember when Donnie Darwin stared at the eclipse with no eye protection? Good times.

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Barron tested negative. Good time to be a teen that doesn’t want to be seen w your parents.

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Suddenly, all those people that said we couldn’t vote for an unhealthy candidate will have seen the light. Just like the Supreme Court nomination statements.

Michelle? I’m im.

I don’t know, but we still really don’t know how contagious Covid is or how it spreads in situations like this, and Trump shouted at Biden for 90 minutes while both of them were maskless and indoors. It’s not ideal. It could also easily be spreading amongst Biden’s people now because of all the maskless trump fucks in the audience.

Quite frankly, I’d rather have a functioning adult flying around in world ending plane than an obese, narcissistic dotard dithering around the West Wing with the same power.

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I had to look up the conversion (lol meters), but yeah apparently this distance is correct. They weren’t that far apart:

This is pretty different though, Trump and his cadre of imbeciles had been minimizing and deflecting on Covid for months. Was Thatcher going around telling people that IRA bombs hardly affect anybody and kids don’t get killed by them and mostly they were made up by her political opponents?

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FOR REAL

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Links motherfucker do you speak it?

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1311892190680014849?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

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Debating waking the wife.

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