The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

I bought some French bread yesterday. I’m eating that shit right now because this is the time to do it. Just ripping off hunks.

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Looking up…you’re right. He was in intensive care and said something about maybe going on one, but it didn’t happen.

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Yeah, IIRC Boris was on a vent but he pulled through because all the evil people always do. Still, missing time away from the campaign is bad and all of the optics here are godawful for Trump.

I think Vice President is next in line.

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i was literally about to ask if this needed its own thread

great minds @econophile!

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Lol holy cow

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kinda fitting he’d be the first president to die of a hoax

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My Trump losing pop vote bet just edged up a bit

When the “fish” keep hitting their case outs for hours on end you have to start suspecting that the dealer is a mechanic.

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Someone make a video of Trump making fun of Biden, followed by his tweet announcing he pozzed, followed by Biden’s laugh at 0:43.

On the other hand, assholes are due.

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I’m first, mfer!

I heard he likes that sort of thing.

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jfc why is does Brian Williams have Andrea Mitchell on the phone. She can barely spit out a sentence when she’s wide awake during the day.

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I’m dancing on that orange mf’s casket while they’re closing the lid.

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Predictit:
Capture

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If Trump were looking ok, he’d want to be on camera right now. He’s symptomatic already motherfuckers.

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https://twitter.com/JuddApatow/status/1311899027311534080?s=19

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https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1311900974366294017?s=19

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