The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

In other news, CNN reporting that multiple people have indicated that Trump seemed really tired on Thursday and sounded hoarse. Not sounding like he’s going to be one of those “asymptomatic” cases.

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“When needed, I wear masks. I don’t wear masks like him,” he said of Mr. Biden. “Every time you see him, he’s got a mask. He could be speaking 200 feet away from them, and he shows up with the biggest mask I’ve ever seen.”

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I’ve been calling her Ofjesse all week ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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I believe the WH says he has “mild symptoms”.

A Kamala v Pence matchup isn’t such a terrible outcome.

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Given what the state of the race was 12 hours ago, it really is. Biden was on track for a landslide victory carrying the senate with him. Who knows what happens now.

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I am super alarmed at the human existence-ending planes now in the air. Praying it’s like when there’s military with assault rifles at the airport - it’s just a show of force and the weapons aren’t loaded.

Because if we really do have a bunch of people on raised alert with their finger on the button in this environment… holy shit. We’ve come insanely close to accidental nuclear holocaust under much less stressful conditions.

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Did Trump sign a waiver saying he won’t sue himself if he gets COVID-19 at one of his events?

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He doesn’t really think this - he will have seen the viewer polls and people around him won’t be telling him to go out and repeat his performance - it’s just more of his lie-until-I’m-blue-in-the-face method, just as calling everything fake news is.

If he has a plausible reason to drop out that won’t lose him votes, he’ll take it in a flash. He’s souped up on so much Adderall to prevent us from seeing the real Donnie Dumb Dumb he can’t control his mouth.

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I like Ofdonald better. Handmaids only get assigned to married couples, so it’s fitting.

I don’t think there’s anything in it. They fly all the time but the allegation was that because they had their transponders on it was a ‘message’, but they also have their transponders on sometimes.

https://twitter.com/vcdgf555/status/1312025407621824514

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Trump’s final grift: he overcomes COVID, loses in a landslide, and personally sues his own campaign blaming his COVID exposure for his election loss. He wins the lawsuit and takes all of the money remaining in the campaign coffers. He uses this money to start Trump TV, which goes bankrupt within 3 years due to poor management. Penniless, he still dies cold and alone after Melania finally leaves him.

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https://twitter.com/evavictor/status/1312024079562571776

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It’s pozzed threads all the way down.

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'Rona McDaniel

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Honestly, I think it should be Biden. Why not put the guy who they want to be president in a few months in the line of succession now?

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Nah, Obama!

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All of his supporters were full blown “covid is a hoax” must be experiencing some serious cognitive dissonance right now. Just saw a post from the biggest deplorable I know about a democratic state rep calling masks political theater or some such nonsense. Anything to take attention off of dear leader.

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So we can get President Grassley?

Live look in the Whitehouse:

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