The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

I reverse my lifelong atheism and go to church this Sunday. :grin:

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Wow. Went to bed an hour too early.

Don’t think it’s made up. He loves the debates and loves anything with huge ratings that involves him.

I still don’t know if this helps or hurts him electorally. Sure no rallies but do they really help him? Nobody watches anymore and he’s more likely to do something that gets him bad press than good press.

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They don’t.

Just dont go to one with any Republican cabinet members.

fonzie3

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Did you mean Chris Cuomo or did you mean Andrew Cuomo?

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Rivers Cuomo

River Phoenix

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Luckily for us the odds of Trump dying before the election are low.

There is no scenario where trump dying isn’t massively +ev for the world. No matter when.

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This sequence lol

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If ACB happens to be the superspreader can we really be looking down on her?

Gotta say I really hate she is being referred that way all the time now. Feels like an insult to RBG.

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So the betting markets think OH is more likely to flip than TX?

Pete or Castro one time. I’d say Harris but let her be president.

Yeah the internet really has to push a narrative calling her Ofdonald or something.

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Fucking hell. Fuck fuck fuck.

You know who it will be. You don’t even need me to say their name.

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Guys I’m confused, which thread am I supposed to post my schadenfreude in?

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…wtf there’s a separate thread for this with another few hundred posts??

So everyone itt who replied to the bot is fine. Just going to go down the list and temp ban everyone who posted in the poz thread.

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