The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

So much happened after I went to bed early last night that I missed whatever this was.

Also I think I’m going to run out of hearts while catching up today.

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Sort of puzzled by the take that Trump being ill will make Russia/China more likely to stir up some shit.

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FfuckfuckcinffuckifnfuckifncinfgfunfufuckinghellhowImissthis

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I’m gonna fight the urge to brainstorm nightmare scenarios and just enjoy some good old level one schadenfreude. For now.

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I don’t understand why they didn’t suppress this.

He’s not dying before the election. People can last a long time on a vent. And they’ll use extraordinary measures to keep him alive.

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I’ve handed out more hearts in the last 8 hours than I did in the entire run of this site.

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They tried to.

I thought it was an hour between his test result and him tweeting.

This is obviously real if for no other reason that his administration is way too inept and leaky to pull off a hoax like this.

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Good point. The bot is the first UPer to Poz. There goes our clean record.

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I don’t want him to die. I want him defeated and humiliated.

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Used this math in my large scale fermentation to detect a contaminant it bacteria. We did a calibration and converted the Ct to a concentration of bacteria so that more gave a bigger number.

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In related news, Ohio just flipped on PI.

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Very very unlikely. Remember that McConnell controls the senate and could rush a vote through very quickly if necessary. It’s not like Covid is going to kill both of them overnight.

The Cabinet. All that 25th amendment talk we’ve been bandying about for years? Yeah, that moment is here.

Meh, just because he likely contracted it before the debate doesn’t mean he was likely contagious before the debate.

What happens if the cabinet all has coronavirus?

Even before covid we used to talk about this, when we all thought the hambergers were gonna get him.