The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

So if he has a similar course like Boris Johnson will he blame the Chinese for it and looks for revenge?

Pelosi should issue a statement that she is going into complete isolation immediately to protect the continuity of the government in case she is needed.

Internally, Dems should be discussing who to make speaker if she tests positive. It should be someone well respected, and relatively moderate. It can’t be someone the GOP loathes, given the circumstances and the looming election. It should also be someone under 60 (or able to completely isolate), and does not need to be a sitting member of the House.

I’d seriously consider Buttigieg, Harris, Julian Castro, Chris Cuomo, Gretchen Whitmer, and John Kerry.

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I buy into the market early in each month. This looks to be a great buying opportunity

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https://mobile.twitter.com/willsommer/status/1311874401747509249

I mean, yeah, I guess that was always gonna be the take.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/StevenJMiles/status/1311896430634647563

This guy is Queensland Health Minister.

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We can agree it’s standard practice which says nothing of its necessity because presumably if Trump’s incapacitated (even more than usual) then won’t Pence deputise, which is what deputies are for?

I mean… god.

At first glance that’s a direct attack and telling Trump to kill himself. wp sir.

On second glance it’s Queensland, home of Australian Christian right wing bigoted stupidity, so maybe he seriously thinks it’s a cure.

Admission: I went out with a Brisbane lass for a couple of years once

Trump dying before the election is probably the second worst outcome after him living and winning. The vast majority of deplorables will still turn out because Trump would be a martyr, foxs running wild with dems celebrating, and Pence is still a huge MAGA guy. etc. But the turnout for Biden would take a massive hit.

I wanna enjoy this because lol trump, but I see more bad outcomes than good. I think part of it is Trump always runs like the sun.

But yeah he and his team were doing a bunch of dumb risky shit so it should be obvious to everyone but deplorables he did this to himself.

Just waking up…Well this is certainly the October surprise to end all October surprises.

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I wonder if Trump getting hospital level sick or even dies will make a lot of deplorables worried about voting in person now.

That said my timeline on FB is all lefties laughing and rejoicing which, I don’t blame them, but is gonna be serious energy for his base and probably a lot of moderates who think its in super bad taste.

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Regarding the fear of attacks, luckily the only world leader who thinks that if Donald Trump isn’t in charge the US is less competent is Donald Trump.

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My son just peed on my face while I was changing his diaper and that still didn’t make me lose my smile this morning

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You have that in common with Trump, if nothing else.

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Thoughts and prayers.

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I know, how the fuck did I sleep on this last night.

Any increase in instability or uncertainty increases the line significantly, but from a very low probability, in a similar way to the scare stories about processed meats tripling your chance of bowel cancer.

The greater threat imo is having them around for centuries.

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So hey guize I’ve been sleeping for the last 7 hours what did I miss

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Trump and co pretending to have covid and …

We’re turning the corner on the virus.

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