The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Cocaine Mitch has to be shitting himself over ramifications.

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Can we get the mail in voting deadline moved up to election day?

Bink

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Can we get a @coronavirus badge for the bot?

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True. And what about Biden? He was 8 feet away from him the other night. It would be the sickest twist of all time if both presidential candidates can’t run a month before the election. You can’t make this stuff up

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https://twitter.com/rzsherwood/status/1311902643493761024?s=19

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Who had the Trump bot as the first Unstucker to get pozzed?

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How about those of us who saved our one times? Unsure of what to use it for. The obvious lots of pain and misery is a given, unsure about death. Obviously only for the politics of it, I have no problem wishing death on the miserable fuck. I assume Trump dying leads to a bigger chance of a complete blow-out electorally, but damn if it won’t increase the variance a ton.

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FAKE NEWS!!!

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If it could stop the SCOTUS appointment that would be worth it.

Will it though? Clueless about the process there. And yes, fully agree. And how delicious wouldn’t that be?

I have no idea.

It’s not a tweet. I can reply without getting banned right?

DIACP.

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So if Melania got it from Trump - that gives Trump a very short window to start showing symptoms. Generally you spread it for only a day or two before showing symptoms (and then spread it for a few days after the onset) - from all I read.

If she caught in on Marine One or Air Force One - then you could have a super-spreader event.

The only reason it might stop the confirmation process is he dies and Pence decides he wants someone else.

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https://twitter.com/KenJennings/status/1311918825810558976?s=19

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https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1311923494213627904

Of course higher viral load is a lower number. That won’t ever get confused in the media I’m sure. Damn eggheads.

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https://twitter.com/ClaraJeffery/status/1311924055918796800

Wait I thought he didn’t prep?

Apparently, he didn’t.

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well that’s not good news for chris christie

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