The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Trump has to be under a lot of stress lately too - tax returns, prepping for the debate, bombing the debate, Melania’s tape. That’s not good for fighting off infection.

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Thoughts and prayers for Front Butt.

If anything, I think Trump being out of commission makes an attack less likely. Anybody who wants to “attack” the US (it would be the cybers, not Red Dawn), would prefer the-wildcard-that-is-Trump not be in the room discussing reactions. It’s addition by subtraction.

I wonder if this is what the years and months leading up to WWI or WWII felt like.

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IMO this is the most likely true scenario.

FFS, man. Just suzzers_ghost yourself back in there and go nuts. Do not deny yourself this simple pleasure.

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https://twitter.com/TheAVClub/status/1311907726751158272?s=19

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https://twitter.com/kevinbabbles/status/1311926046023913472?s=21

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They figure that shit out and ban it real quick. I’d have to always use a separate IP. It’s annoying.

I’ve been on the phone so I’m grunching, but the Joint Chiefs/natsec folks apparently disagree. This plane is apparently a nuclear command center if we’re hit with a first strike.

https://twitter.com/TimInHonolulu/status/1311883569086623744?s=19

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No doubt. But I figured for this it might be worth it.

Your pony was hit with a first strike

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https://twitter.com/EliStokols/status/1311918738866933761

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I don’t know either, but the only way I see it happening is if Trump and Pence are both incapacitated and we land on President Pelosi. Maybe she can withdraw the nomination if ACB hasn’t been confirmed yet?

Maybe one of the many lawbros around here can give us some insight.

Don’t worry about President Pelosi. The chance of Trump and Pence dying is incredibly small.

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https://twitter.com/Marina_Sirtis/status/1311910812609515520?s=19

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They don’t need to actually die. Just being incapacitated is enough, right?

I guess who determines incapacity is another question.

They’ll weekend at Bernie’s the shit out of at least one of them to prevent President Pelosi.

He very likely was contagious at the debate.

It was a gamble, but I went for it lol

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Thank you, Counselor

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They have to be incapacitated AND Trump’s cabinet have to voluntarily ask Pelosi to swear in.