The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

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So who are there poor suckers that are having their entire blood drained for convalescent plasma as we sit here?

I knew there was a reason I woke up.

Weird. I napped Sunday when the shit hit the fan. Again today. Got up at 5 in the afternoon thinking, man what a wasted day.

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Re: worrying about national security right now:

https://twitter.com/timinhonolulu/status/1311883569086623744?s=21

https://twitter.com/timinhonolulu/status/1311885172862668801?s=21

E-6s are the airborne command and control planes that have the ability to launch ICBMs

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I did leg day today. I don’t think I can keep up leg day from now to the election.

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https://twitter.com/jknotjk/status/1311906296531124224?s=19

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https://twitter.com/ElieNYC/status/1311911088817045504?s=19

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I’m calling it quits for real this time. I need sleep so I can stay close to the tv all day tomorrow even though there won’t be any news

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https://www.rawstory.com/2020/10/trump-national-bedminster-fundraiser-held-on-thursday-after-hope-hicks-tested-positive-for-19-report/

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thank you for adding this part. i of course knew what an E6-B is, i just wanted to be sure you knew

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I didn’t know.

More:

https://mobile.twitter.com/TimInHonolulu/status/1311886165629235200

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Fun fact, they can also control submarine-launched nukes, not just the ones in silos.

Argh my pony is underwater

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My wife will probably let me do sex to her.

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Not going to care if horrible people who are in the middle of horrible things and who want to do more horrible things dies.

I am not fraudulent like that.

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In before Trump is on a ventilator before “miraculously” recovering in order to gain more votes.

Dude on MSNBC talking about how cramped the Oval Office, White House, Marine One Helicopter (and you have to talk loud over the noise). Crazy stuff.

If Trump survives and wins she probably won’t have any choice in future.

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1/3 of country will vote by mail. Who’s voting for Covid Trump?

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Please someone tell me he’s met up with Murdoch recently?

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