The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Trump gonna be the next William Henry Harrison if he gets elected again.

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I think it would take way too many people to make it work. I’m a believer that he tested positive.

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https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1311890219214405632

This was before Trump announced. The list just got 20x bigger.

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Derposphere going to be jizzing all over themselves badfaithing Libruls celebrating poor POTUS’ predicament. They’ve never revelled in anyone’s suffering.

Sure, possible. Seems likely to be exposed and unlikely to work. Could also be he’s decided to fake his death and move to Moscow.

Lol 27 likes.

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I don’t want that. There are so many potential plot twists here… I take it the VP debate is off. And if Trump does drop out of the race, can Biden beat anyone else? It would be just like the Dems to fuck everything up by nominating Biden specifically to beat Trump and then have him lose to someone else

I really wish I wasn’t self-banned from Chiefsplanet right now. They danced all over RBG. They went nuts when HRC looked sick on the campaign trail. And now they’re clutching their pearls over randoms on twitter.

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Yup. But who cares. Those are all literal lost causes.

My thought is that we already know there’s a huge range of outcomes from covid. With over 200,000 dead, its hard to believe its really no big deal, even if that’s the point he’s trying to make. He may not get symptoms, but there are tons of others who tested positive and had no symptoms. Plus, saying its no big deal blows his narrative that he saved “millions of lives” with his China travel ban.

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https://twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/1311900591174680581?s=20

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Do it

https://twitter.com/tressiemcphd/status/1311902833948741633?s=19

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https://twitter.com/kbeninato/status/1311904589315289088

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Aren’t we too late for that? Couple million people have already voted and I don’t think you get to revote if your candidate died.

Shrug, hasn’t stopped Herman Cain from tweeting

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Didn’t stop Herman Cain.

[damn, second]

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damn response was 13 minutes old, and still snap second ponied you

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https://twitter.com/JohnCammo/status/1306863435125202946

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