The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

I’d like to congratulate Trump on making everyone forget about his taxes.

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He may recover, but if he slides fast there will be no pardons.

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https://twitter.com/froomkin/status/1311905551278845953

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why? we don’t know when Hope got it and I imagine they had contact before

Did Biden shake hands with him / go near him at all?

Faking it to get out of the debates? Or to get sympathy votes?

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he would’ve tested negative for the debate

guess this adds weight to the faking it theory

Trump is haggard af. There is what at 15-20% chance he is a goner? That is going to be bizarre.

https://twitter.com/SuzyNakamura/status/1311900942770470913

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No hand shake. Don’t know actual physical distance. Trump was yelling so potentially spewing virus laden droplets.

Eta can’t find a reference but from pics it looks like the podiums were ~10-12 feet apart.

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Just my opinion, but I don’t think faking it makes a lot of sense. The fact that he even claims to have it blows his narrative that you don’t really need to wear a mask if you don’t want to.

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haha good point, why didn’t he say i caught the chinese weaponvirus

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I would presume this can’t be faked. Like I’m assuming the testing is handled through the Secret Service and has a lot of eyes on it the whole way along. It would be a massive national security issue for it to be accepted as fact that the President has COVID without it being well established. I also seriously doubt that a narcissist hatches a plan of pretending to be sick.

Oh man I just realised, the Q people are going to go completely fucking bananas about this, aren’t they.

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Will Trump be able to carry out his duties of watching Fox News and tweeting?

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We’ll know how bad it is if he stops tweeting.

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faking it makes tons of sense right now, but it’s basically impossible to pull off. He just have covid because he’s a moron.

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so maybe in the end the 25th amendment will have to be used

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If he’s not faking then we’re drawing live to Trump on a vent in a few weeks.

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Question is, who else of import was exposed and likely positive as well?

Not to be a skeptic, but what if it’s all a set up to get sympathy votes and also claim see? It really wasn’t all that bad?