The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Does Trump even believe in “quarantine protocol”?

a Michigan cop, retired from the Special Forces, volunteered as a “tactical/political leader when occasion arrives in near future.”

lmao

He wouldn’t announce the quarantine that fast unless he tested positive imo. Not his style. I also know nothing about covid tests

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MSNBC Chiron says awaiting WH comment on Trump test

His announcement struck me as fairly equivocal. I hope he has it, but he speaks garbled English.

I have never used my one time but some are telling me it is unethical. So conflicting.

You can use your one time more than once imo

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JUST KIDDING FUCK YA I AM USING IT. LFG!!!

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I’m awake!

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Is it wrong to hope Trump is okay and loses the elections but Stephen Miller pulls a Herman instead?

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If we get an announcement here they might go to a Brady Bunch / Hollywood Squares configuration.

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LFG! Ron Paul meme!

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I hope we get Truman show coverage of the man starved from love, big macs and life itself.

I mean if the thing that ultimately topples this monster is a disease he described as a hoax. This pope might really be on to something.

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Ok I turned in msnbs

Trump -140 for the hoax

Bayesian Translator™ says “awaiting test results” translates as “panicked and trying to decide how to spin this.”

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image

me right now:

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Lots of meme potential here

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