The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

So when the right always complains about getting bullied whenever i go 10/10 hot fire on them I always say something they really hate. Simply put my views are based on reality, introspection, morality, the common good and so on. If you tell me I an a x/y/z because of my political beliefs I can honestly just laugh in their face.

In before Trump tests positive for COVID, makes a full recovery by late October and wins in a landslide thanks to Suburban Mom’s sympathy vote.

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Rhodes had joined the military just out of high school, hoping to become a Green Beret, but his career was cut short when he fractured his spine during a parachute training jump. After his discharge, he worked as a firearms instructor and parked cars as a valet. In 1993, he dropped a loaded handgun and it shot him in the face, blinding him in his left eye.

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In before Hiden gets it too, dies, stable genius makes a full recovery, Deus Vult, wins over Kamala.

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10c to run for president now

I’m gonna have to bet against this aren’t I

and lol me for already having maxed no on pence for potus

edit–darn not enough volume, I tried

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This is the FAR more likely scenario.

Another Rhodes scholar on Trump’s side

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Hopes and Prayers

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Let’s reset what we know and what we are fairly confident in.

We know:
Hope Hicks tested positive yesterday

Hope Hicks was on AF1 and Marine One with Trump and his inner circle

None of them wore masks

The White House didn’t announce anything about it until it was reported by the media

Everyone in the West Wing is tested daily

We are pretty sure:
Trump is awaiting a test

Hicks was around Trump earlier in the week, too

Trump is tested daily

Trump has had close exposure before and announced he had tested negative very quickly and did not quarantine

The White House knew Hicks was pozzed last night

It stands to reason that:
Trump would be getting multiple rapid tests per day after the Hicks exposure

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So adding this all up, the @Supwithbates theory makes a hell of a lot of sense.

I mean it’s obvious Trump already tested positive in at least one test

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So, given it’s 2020, and everything is insane

  • Trump announced dead Nov. 1st
  • MAGA crowd says Fake News, votes for him
  • Dems Election Day turnout collapses because the boogeyman is gone
  • Trump/Pence wins
  • Trump comes back on Nov. 4 as MAGA-Jesus
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This would be Biblical, in a very bad way. Revelations 13:3.

MSNBC switching to live coverage now feels like they know news is coming.

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If Trump was Christ that would explain a lot about why this existence is about survival and brief moments of pleasure amongst doing a lot of shit none of us want to do.

Not to be a party pooper, but the Abbott test has high false negatives. He’d get the pcr test due to potential exposure even if he was negative in the rapid test.

lol the got the quadruple portrait mode split screen

Anti.

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Just reposting the theory because lol at scrolling back through all of these posts