The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

This is gonna be controversial, but guns are awesome

when I’m firing them at a range.

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i went to the range once. the gun was loud and the people there creeped me out. also i shot dead center of the target at every distance my first time so i really don’t see any reason to ever go back.

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Guns are amateur hour…

Bow and arrow so much more fun and challenging.

Yes for fuck sake I am talking about on a range. Archery is legit fun.

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1644 called, they said longbows are obsolete

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Oh man, just argued with a Virginia “prize fighter” who first deleted his racist comments on a very well known BJJ dude’s page and then posted as his girlfriend touting how he was a prize fighter. The only motherfucking article they could provide of him being a prize fighter was him losing in the first round by some other douchebag. We argued, I offered to bet on our wages or choke him out or both for extra money. He deleted his whole account. I don’t know. Weird as fuck.

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That’s right. If you aren’t using a repeating crossbow you’re not a real man!

Search his name on boxrec.com

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Brandon Durrett was his name. I’d edit the messages with my name out and post them but I’m faded. He deleted his account now. You can probably see the beginning if you follow a famous BJJ dude. He is not a famous fighter at all. He’s fat af and boxed in Virginia. I’d choke that dude out in a round or less.

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Oh it’s BJJ? That’s not prize fighting. That’s being a martial artist.

Maybe Sherdog has something.

There is no Sherdog, it’s a fat dude claiming he’s tough. It was a joke.

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Well there’s this:

Bunch of martial arts shit there. Haven’t checked it yet though.

I am too faded to edit my names out of all the messages and shit but will tomorrow. Guy was straight crazy.

LOL That doesn’t look like the guy and if he has a pinterest, even more lols.

They found out my service business and I offered a $50k bet on who makes more money and their account was completely deleted. Someone trying to come up in the MMA or Boxing would not delete their account.

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Searched his name with martial arts and got that as the first result.

You probably shouldn’t be getting into random facebook fights, calling people methheads even if they are, and challenging them to a fight while faded when its related to your business lol.

This is coming from a fellow BJJ practitioner.

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If I owned a gun, I would have used it to kill myself by now. I’m not exaggerating or trying to be edgy on the Internet. Year and a half ago I was going though severe depression and I was having persistent suicidal ideations that I would have certainly acted on if I’d had a gun. It was so bad that I made up a lie to my mom that I had to work and couldn’t stay at home for Christmas because they have guns at home and I knew I couldn’t trust myself around one. A little over six months prior to that, I’d never had a suicidal ideation, would never have guessed I was even capable of the thought. Get rid of the gun. It’s not protecting you, it’s making you and others less safe.

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jfc sorry to hear about that. Hope you’re a lot better now.

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I don’t have a gun. And I’m not getting a gun. I have a security system in my house. I can testify however, as someone who has had a gun held on me, that if somebody with a gun has the jump on you, there’s not much you can do. In my case, I was robbed at gunpoint at an ATM. It was a very quick and businesslike transaction. It had to be, since my options were few, and none were good. Having a gun on me would have only gotten me killed when I reached for it.

I know some Trump supporters. When the pandemic started, they said they were buying more guns. I was like “why?” They said to protect themselves. “From what?” Honestly, I don’t think these folks who went out to buy guns wanted them for defensive purposes. They’re having some illusion where they want to go on offense, like these cultists in Portland.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/flopperdog/status/1300635186695086080

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I think in most of these situations you’re much better off without a gun.

People probably imagine they’re going to see a gang of them coming around the corner in a giant killing spree and they’ll be able to take them out one by one as they approach, like in a Western.

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We have thousands upon thousands of shootings in the country. I wonder what % of them are truly in self-defense. Has to be a tiny fraction.