The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

“It’s a deal if we also both release our tax returns.”

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I wish Joe would refuse to debate until Trump release’s tax return.

OFC it will never happen…(:

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Call.

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Cars are never locked either.

The last time you tweeted at bloomberg he spent 16m buying votes in fl…

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Drug tests HU4Rollz. What a time to be alive.

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But only if the Supreme Court terminates Obamacare. Otherwise we can’t even release any details of this amazing plan that is much better and cheaper. Thanks Obama!

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Yeah. I’m hoping Biden just embarrasses Trump in the debate over this issue.

If Biden gives any response other than this someone who is working for him is not doing their fucking job.

My brother and stepdad are both frat boys. Not sure if there’s a lower life form. Frat boys have no testicles.

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If Joe calls, he loses. Trump flips the table, laughs at him, says it was a joke and Biden’s his little bitch. Trump gets to be the alpha school yard bully who tricked the beta nerd into doing whatever bullshit was demanded of him.

Just as likely the terms of the drug test are that Jared is in charge of it and no one other than him ever has access to the results which will be revealed in a prime time special.

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This will be his excuse for not debating, and his cult will eat it up.

Joe needs to play the adult.

“He’s doing what he always does. Saying outrageous things to distract from his failures. Our nation is in crisis and the President is resorting to PR stunts because he can’t run on his record and he has no plan. A desperate, pathetic attempt at distraction from an unwell, desperate man.”

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The narrative that Joe is a demented and befuddled has blown up in Trump’s face after Joe’s DNC speech. Now he has to pitch this complicated storyline that Joe is demented but on occasion can perform well because of some magical drugs. Ben Garrison will buy it, but most low-info people are going to be confused when Joe massively overperforms expectations

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It’s pretty funny to watch him to try maintain the storyline. To be fair, more than a few people on this forum had bought into it pretty hard as well.

I really don’t get the drug test angle at all. It seems like a near lock Trump fails any such test. So I guess he is assuming he can rig it or more likely it will never happen I suppose so he is free rolling the accusations

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It’s going to play out the same way the Obama birth certificate thing did.

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