The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

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Start picking out a charity. Looks like I’m gonna lose this one

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Even bleach.

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plus i need her on the court to decide the election when i contest it

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I will never forgive Republicans for this. If anyone here ever catches me saying anything kind about any Republican, slap me as hard as you can. Fuck them for stealing Garlands seat and fuck them for spitting on RBGs grave.

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a woman chosen specifically because she wants to impose her minority worldview on people regardless of how they vote because she knows god’s plan

it’d be funny if she turned out to be the cool kinda pope francis catholic. but only “funny” like “holy shit wtf this is impossible” kinda funny, not the “haha wouldn’t it be great if this highly implausible but still possible thing happened”. i’m sure she thinks the pope is a reptilian shape-shifter who doesn’t truly have papal infallibility like right wing popes actually do.

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Paging @SweetSummerChild

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You can snort it, shoot or smoke it. Just like cocaine.

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I used them in the 70’s and once the operator interrupted the call to demand I put more money in. I don’t recall what I said, but there’s no way in hell I put more money in or said anything respectful to her.

As usual, it’s gonna be women that save the fucking day.

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How many women are teachers in the United States? I know 4 and all are absolutely furious schools reopened. I would imagine a large percentage of them are voting Biden.

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Women teachers led fucking Kentucky to electing a democratic governor. Can only hope this continues.

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Lucky. Tons of teachers here in Calabama are just dying to get back to the classroom

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From the inside

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No college white males are the most consistently awful group, not close. And there are soooooo many of them.

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