The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

lol he realizes he fucked up, or someone told him he did.

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1309665612864663553?s=20

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Imagine being able to get coked out of your mind and tell mass crowds a bunch of made up shit and they believe you and cheer you on.

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Mass crowds might be a bit overstated.

I’ve had some friends in the industry and partied with their fellow workers enough to hear some stories, but have no first hand experience.

  • My friend S was a porn star back in the 15-20 years ago era referenced. She said there wasn’t a job of fluffer. She said sometimes dudes were fluffed, but it was wife/partner/friend in the industry thing. She also pointed out that the dudes got one job on set, and if they can’t get it hard by themselves, like any other dude, WTF are they doing there.

  • My friend N was a camera man. Stunt dicks are a real thing, and he got talked into doing it a few times. He used to give us free copies of his movies. I asked him which he had stunt dicked in… and discarded those.

  • My friend F wasn’t in the industry at all. But she always said she would would never do porn but would love to be a fluffer. She would be sorely disappointed to learn her dream will never come true.

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Hey lawbros- can this whole HHS we’ve done a wonderful job w Dennis Quaid bullshit be sued into oblivion?

there are very low expectations for joe to even stand up on the stage for an hour and a half. simultaneously, he has 50 years of experience doing this and he’s very likely to defeat me, your truthspeaking best words favorite president, in a contest of ideas

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Anyone should want to watch it for Allison Janney, whose powers have only increased since then.

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how does trump not know that both sides always claim their side did great every debate ever? just prepare them to repeat sean hannity’s analysis of how great it was. you know sean will back you up

Why?

bob woodward asked trump who he trusted most in the world and he couldn’t answer, he said he couldn’t trust anyone. woodward asked again a few days later and trump reluctantly said ivanka. i love that sean hannity isn’t his most trusted person lol like hannity went all in on trump every day for like 6 hours a day on tv and radio backing up all the awful stupid bullshit for 5 years and trump still doesn’t really trust him lol

like if it were me i’d say, “i trust sean hannity the most. he tells the truth all the time, just watch his show. everyone should watch his show daily so that too much reality doesn’t leak in”

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1309681325591281664
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Because she loved porn, imagined she’d like doing it, but would have been disowned by her whole Jerry Falwell Ministry family if she was on camera. She was more than hot enough.

I’ve also been in a shot-ing war w/ Jenna Jameson, who’s drink of choice is, not surprisingly, her stage name. She was a sweetheart… although it seems now she is also a deplorable.

The most surreal conversation I’ve ever been a part of might be in my tiny beach shack, at 4am, drinking and smoking, while my roommate was passed out on the coach, with my porn star friend S… while she discussed her porn career with her parents.

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If ODB were still around he would fact check Trump on who has done more for the blacks than anyone.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1309696059204141056
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Your pony rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom Devil provides

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@BestOf

But his pony strenuously objects, albeit slowly.

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imagine if trump took one popular left-wing issue and ran with it as his own. high speed rail across the country. trump trains, they’d call them, and why not? he coulda done it. but he blew it

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If he ran on single payer, he’d be dictator for life.

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