The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Was a response to this. Too lazy to see if Jane is credulous or trolling.

https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/1308961457678299137

The real question is, excluding anything illegal, what jobs wouldn’t you do for $5k per day?

Whenever I think I’ve seen the dumbest that humanity has to offer, I’m quickly proven wrong.

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Yeah cause the muzzle velocity is around 136 mph.

But yeah props to Trump on knowing the speed of a bullet.

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I checked, Jane is not trolling

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The former I suspect

Mom of 3, grandma of 5. Loving life and the great outdoors. Never piss off a red head who is also a Taurus, bad things happen. #MAGA #KAG

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Yea pretty amazing ingraham posted that question jfc, real tough to get a uhaul lol

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I mean, yeah, the right falls for this shit at an alarming rate, but it was only a couple of days ago that this appeared in my feed several times with breathless serious exclamations of how amazing these NBA players are:

I guess satire can be too subtle, even for the left.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1309561189265965058
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Who is the Trump commercial voice over guy and would he do oppo commercials for the right price?

Could write everyone one like its pro Trump and then turn after 5 seconds. Just the “commander in chief” one and it would be hilarious to start with that opening and then pivot to retired generals and admirals shitting on Trump for 25 seconds.

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The platinum plan, Christ!

How can one both MAGA while also KAG? Wouldn’t KAG mean that MAGA has already occurred? Or maybe KAG has already happened so we no longer need to MAGA?

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State executioner
Fluffer
Trump White House Press Secretary
Donald Trump’s goomar

Fluffer for 5k a day? Hmmm

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I’ll admit, it did give me pause.

Seriously for 5k a day I will supply as many actual ex military antifa as you want. These guys will be serious people optimally equipped.

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I believe the going range is $1k-$5k per day

I’m constantly hit by air molecules going faster than that and I don’t even feel it. Gunshot victims are weak.

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If hands only, sure.

Lol I don’t think that’s what fluffing is

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