The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Isn’t a “fluffer” a person who helps a male porn actor get erect off-camera?

Yea I just don’t think hands only is how it gets done but I could be wrong

Duh, I’m negotiating.

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Wasnt there a 2p2 guy who did porn and migrated to UP? Should ask him the ins and outs of it.

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Is Dominic here?

No idea how people can be a state executioner. I mean I get it for Saudi Arabia. Their executioner appears on Saudi TV as a guest for morning talk shows.

I think he was for a bit, or at the old place. He’ll be along to post about the George Floyd choking any day now.

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Dom posts in The Lounge over at 22, you could ask him there.

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So seems like you could get away without the fellatio

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https://twitter.com/thegoodliars/status/1309534687422042112?s=21

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1309589621630799873
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If it’s so easy to deliver more opportunity, more security, more fairness, and more prosperity to black communities, why did you wait four years to do it?

Is it just me or calling it platinum plan seem bad?

That’s like a rifle. A 9mm pistol muzzle velocity (not impact velocity) is 850 mph.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1309594079823425537
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https://twitter.com/Timodc/status/1309491989243547648

I feel like that’s been conservative high brow writing for my entire adult life though.

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It’s like a boat parade for landlubbers.

Given that they are trying to trigger liberals, why do liberals react in a way that pleases them?

As a poker player, I am known for not reacting to bad beats. A player who loves to slow-roll admitted to me that he doesn’t slow-roll me because it’s no fun since I don’t react. I almost think that I should pretend to be upset occasionally for my opponents’ entertainment.

Either don’t show that you’re triggered or express being triggered in a way that makes them uncomfortable and triggers them right back.

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Just cut off all the deplorables from your life. Refuse to ever engage in a political conversation in any way with one. Maybe the lack of access to the liberal tears they crave will be the death of them.

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