The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Also, much like a surgery, there’s a chance you end up dead.

Consovoy hasn’t yet cited the “Fuck You, Stop Me v. United States” decision?

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This was confirmed in one of his previous events. Pence spoke before him and no one was wearing masks, but once Trump came out and the cameras turned on, they directed the people in camera view behind Trump to put on their masks. (or something like that)

I’d think oh shit, how shameful for the farce to be exposed! But for a Trumper, it reinforces that wearing masks is some stupid shell game.

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My pony didn’t come out until he was on stage

That’s for closing arguments. Everyone’s like wow this guy is putting forth zero effort the whole trial…and then he devastates us with that unstoppable “fuck you stop me” closer. Written/directed by Aaron Sorkin.

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I saw “cleareyed” and it didn’t seem right. I checked and it should be hyphenated.

#grammarpolizi

This is exactly what will happen. You want me to push Biden to the left? I already voted!

Amazing how much insane and impossible stuff he is promising for October.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1309539128766128129
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Some states like OH count absentee quickly. If Biden wins OH it’s over. More to the point, if Trump lags 2016 by 8 points across solid red and blue states it’s basically over as well, as that will reveal the nature of the election.

I find it extremely unlikely bidens OH but if he does good lord we celebrating.

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I’m kind of surprised Trump knows the speed of a bullet. Not rubber bullets though, unless he’s estimating the speed on impact.

oh no boys, the jig is up. run for the hills, they’re on to us.
https://twitter.com/Golfergirl64Jg/status/1309144578214293505?s=20

please note the name on the check

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Where do I sign up. Hell I will take half.

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Only if you change your name to Blake Lev Smatter!

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Fuck missed the name LOL.

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My rates are higher.

Damn $5k daily to protest? How do i get myself some of that?

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If he was paying 250 people for 90 days to protest it would have cost him $112M dollars.

Professional Protesting Inc. made me laugh