The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

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Tucker’s hair looks like mine I feel like when I drive somewhere important with the windows down.

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So Trump’s health care plan wants to “protect” patients with pre-existing conditions. Protect them from what? What they want is to be able to buy health insurance at a fair price. They can do that now under Obamacare. I highly doubt Trumpcare will make the situation better for people with pre-existing conditions.

There is no trump care, dude literally put that shit out so random low info voters will see it and say see he is protecting us.

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Trump is going to be well ahead in swing states on election night, then his lead will slowly be eroded over the course of days. At some point he will attempt to stop the count. I mean someone let me know if I’m wrong about this but it looks pretty baked in to me.

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This is the most likely scenario. However, the two states that could shut it down early are Florida and Ohio. They count absentee ballots before election night and will report results quickly. If Trump loses either, he’s toast.

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OK thanks, didn’t know this. Good to know we’re relying on Ohio and Florida to keep the US from becoming an autocracy.

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Well they’re not raking 90% of profits so you should be good to go.

What odds do you put Trump at winning the pop vote?

5% max to win popular vote.

Things that will never happen.

Sorkin, whose films often deal with the ethics of power, ended the conversation by revealing how he would write election night, 2020. “Trump does what we all assume he will do, which is not concede defeat, claiming the election’s rigged and the Democrats cheated. For the first time, his Republican enablers march up to the White House and say Donald it’s time to go. I would write the ending where everyone does the right thing. I don’t think Trump will do the right thing, except by accident.”

True but a Trump win means we’ll be buried in garbage.

Is he doing comedy now?

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No, but it’s possible he’s still doing shrooms.

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we’re not relying on either one of them thankfully but yeah losing both could well make it close enough for one state to fuck us

There are a lot of minorities in my area and Trump country is not far away. If there’s voter intimidation going on, anyone know the legality of escorting them from their cars to the polling place? Also, who does one call? Biden campaign offices? The governor and sec of state?

It does not seem like calling the police will do shit.

No Senate races in PA, and I think none in WI either right?

This map could get you there, perhaps.

We simply must do this.