The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

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He found a pidgin, now he speaks in pidgin.

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^^ honestly, that’s probably disrespectful to pidgin speakers.

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Hoping those anarchist cities decide to defund the federal government.

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And 14 days from now, 5% of these people will be on ventilators

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Holy shit you guys. You HAVE to watch the first three minutes of the video below. It might contain the funniest piece of animation I’ve ever seen.

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no words

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Worth watching the whole three minutes for him to hype up the incoming theme song

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Is Adam Carolla broke? Or just completely lacking self-awareness? I mean he is most famous for a show that had well endowed women jumping on a trampoline every episode but still.