The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Or steralised. At least it’d slightly improve the lives of the next generations before the 2050 heat death of the planet.

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New title is so apt. If you could somehow plot the sum of lifetime luck for every person on earth Trump would for sure be the end of the long tail.

And like all people who sun run he still thinks he’s being hard done by. There’s got to be a dunning kruger type effect here. Unlucky SOB’s think they’re lucky just to have the little they do have but anyone who runs like jesus thinks they’re never lucky.

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Can confirm: my mother in law runs like god and never stops bitching about bad luck.

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Mueller did jack shit because he was scared of right-wing media.

I am too mad (yet unsurprised) to bother linking all the tweets and such.

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At this point, I think all we can do aside from voting or violence is trolling. I wish we could get media on board to start promoting McConnell as the true genius who gets things done and leave Trump completely out of the conversation. That would eat him and his supporters alive.

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AMA about living in anarchy

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Of course they are using punitive clauses taken from the Iran nuclear agreement we pulled out of.

Have to wonder what the breaking point is for our European allies. Letting us do the dirty work only has so much value.

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So, on Trump nominating a judge from Florida. Does that really turn out votes from that state? I’ve never heard of that. Nobody really gives a fuck what state a judge is from, do they?

getting trump to voluntarily talk about the Ukrainian phone call seems like a huge win for pelosi

She is of latino descent. Combined with the aid to Puerto Rico approved last week it definitely matters.

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No. Chatterbox media types repeat this nonsense uncritically because it’s what they do.

The real case for the Cuban Lady is she’s more likely to straight up rig elections for the GOP.

Sounds like my first marriage.

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Who builds the roads?

A huge LOL at calling the company town for Microsoft/Amazon, the financial capital of the world, and the city Portlandia was made about anarchy.

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