The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

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Maybe I misread his comment, but I thought he was saying the “bedwetting conspiracies” were as absurd as the SC taking Trump into custody and people were going overboard.

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And finally, before you quote United States v. Shipp to me, I”d first remind you that in that one case in the entirety of American history, the DOJ acted as the prosecutor. You think that happens in your scenario?

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At least two defectors today, one of whom says Trump called his supporters “disgusting people.”

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Reread it. I suppose you’re right. The “only kidnapped 3-5 people” comment is still lolterrible though.

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I agree. The over/under for “Does kidnapping people off the streets portend something very bad?” is 0.5 even if it really were only 3 anyways.

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Of course, if he wins outright, his concern level for voter fraud will drop immediately to zero.

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Wow, a book based on interviews back in March doesn’t cover the peace deal from last week?

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You guys remember when we used to watch and laugh at the Baldwin impersonations? Simpler times.

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Woodward didn’t even get in his time machine this week to go add that to the book in March? SAD!

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Plouffe was likely intimately involved with the rigging of the Dem primary

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You missed the reference. Louise Mensch was pushing a conspiracy also those lines pre-muller. My point is that there’s been a lot of conspiratorial thinking around here lately.

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What if the Supreme Court Marshall and the Sgt. at Arms of the House got into a fight, who would win?

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Lol me. I thought you guys were talking about Thurgood Marshall.

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