The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

What has Zuckerberg done that shows he craves power? I think he just likes having money.

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pretty obvious the trump admin has threatened to break up FB the same way they’re fucking with google and twitter and he knows a lot on the left want to do that already. Plus a large portion of his market are old people who love that shit.

just absolutely lol at saying it’s his genuine opinion and not naked self interest.

I don’t see the difference.

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This is why he’s Trumps bitch. If anyone really wanted to they could easily break up FB.

Remember that meeting Zuck had with Barr? That was about play ball or we’re gonna fuck your shit up.

Wouldn’t surprise me if we find out down the road not only was FB not doing anything to censor the bullshit but they were actively helping the Trump campaign by giving them data and shit.

have you heard of his battles in Hawaii?

https://twitter.com/jerry_jtaylor/status/1306712384568995840?s=20

Zuckerberg and his wife Priscilla Chan have hired Joel Benenson, a Democratic pollster, adviser to former President Barack Obama and chief strategist of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 presidential campaign, as a consultant for their joint philanthropic project, the Chan Zuckerberg Initiative.

The pair also hired David Plouffe, campaign manager for Obama’s 2008 presidential run; Amy Dudley, former communications adviser for Sen. Tim Kaine, D-Va.; and Ken Mehlman, who directed President George W. Bush’s 2004 re-election campaign.

Zuckerberg is on a yearlong “listening tour,” where he is traveling to all 50 states and meeting with leaders and constituents in each — and, to document the trip, he has hired Charles Ommanney, a photographer for both the Bush and Obama presidential campaigns.

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Lol you sweet summer child. There won’t even be as much protesting as there was in response to the death of George Floyd.

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Any model that has Biden at 99.5 fucking percent to win when he’s up by 6-7 points nationally with a built in electoral college disadvantage and a month and a half left to go is lolterrible.

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They should write a bill that will let Trump cancel 5 billion of his own debt if he leaves office.

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Whoa, shots fired! Law bro on law bro crime…

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This quote from the Bloomberg article on Zuckerberg is an interesting case study in journalistic newspeak:

“Zuckerberg isn’t easily influenced by politics. But what he does care about—more than anything else perhaps—is Facebook’s ubiquity and its potential for growth.

  1. The bold is an interesting euphemism for monopoly and increase personal profits.
  2. Since we live under capitalism, our politics are basically disagreements over exactly who controls the profits.

Now if we understand those two points, then we could rewrite the Bloomberg quote more accurately to be:

“Zuckerberg isn’t easily influenced by disagreements over who controls the profits. But what he does care about—more than anything else perhaps—is Facebook’s ability to be monopolistic and increase profits to himself.”

You see, Zuckerberg doesn’t care about who controls the profits, he only cares that he’s the one controlling the profits. That’s a totally different thing!

Great reporting. Edward Bernays would have been proud.

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I propose a Jman vs. Simplicitus rap battle to the beat from Hamilton.

:popcorn:

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I’m going to have to yank his Law Bro credentials with that “Supreme Court Marshall taking the president into custody” jiggery pokery.

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@simplicitus, feel free to point me to the section of 28 USC 672 that gives the Supreme Court Marshall fucking arrest powers for anything other than security offenses on the actual premises of the Supreme Court. And lol if your answer is that it’s for contempt of court.

Wow, not that I knew much about him, but Plouffe plummets in my estimation.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1306726324480946176
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SC Justice Marshall? NALB.