The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Don’t worry, it’s really, really, really bad. Unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Such as hiring teams of lawyers to get Kanye West on the ballot in swing states

Would you settle for some lofty rhetoric about coming together as a nation and setting aside our differences?

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After reading all this, I believe first job on day 1 for Biden is killing all deer.

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Unless the coyotes are starving and desparate, could you be seeing more of them in town because it’s closer to where the deer are?

As Covid-19 Cases Rise, Europe Enters ‘Living-With-the-Virus Phase’ - The New York Times

Michael R. Caputo, the assistant secretary of health for public affairs, apologized Tuesday morning to Health Secretary Alex M. Azar II and his staff for a Facebook outburst in which he accused federal scientists working on the pandemic of “sedition” and warned of coming violence from left-wing “hit squads.”

He is considering a leave of absence to address physical health problems, according to one source familiar with the situation.

Physical health problems? He thinks homeless people are undercover and training to come after him

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Trump is such a baby. Stereotypical bully, stand up to him and he backs down like a coward.

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Booo

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Rate of speed is big too. I think the key is mistakenly not swerving when it’s ok tends to just be a financial loss. Mistakenly swerving when it’s not ok tends to be a health/life loss.

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So important you let half of it pass before acknowledging it. ETA: He got me:

NOW, THEREFORE, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim September 15 through October 15, 2020, as National Hispanic Heritage Month.

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Pandemic of sedition likely to become endemic imo.

Also Trump can take his Hispanic heritage month executive order and shove it.

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Free mandatory hysterectomies for National Hispanic Heritage Month.

You have to pay for them if you ever want to vote though. Price undisclosed.

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Dang

On Sunday, Caputo took to Facebook Live to level a series of wild and false accusations that warned of an armed insurrection after the election and asserted without evidence that public health officials were trying to undermine Trump’s reelection bid.

One former HHS official told POLITICO that Caputo, a former Trump campaign official, has long complained of the stress caused by having been mentioned in the special counsel’s investigation on Russian interference in the 2016 election.

Caputo also disputed anonymous White House criticism about his mental health

Getting dirty.

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