The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

I love how burned that shell is. It had to have tasted like an ashtray. Anything this guy touches is shit, up to and including taco bowls.

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a delicious and BEAUTIFUL Trump Tower Grill taco bowl! only $29!

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I have a theory that he asks for his steaks well done because he wants the steak to be good. So he assumes that every steak that tastes good has no pink in it.

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You’d think they’d be busy crafting a letter to the King of Bahrain like they wrote for Iran but I guess they’re all about celebrating executive agreements now.

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Yeah. One day he’ll learn that the order in which he says his words matters. I can’t explain the ketchup thing away though.

I never heard of taco bowls until white people started eating them.

Invented by the founder of Frito, co-opted into a caloric bombshell by Taco Bell, the bowl a la Donald isn’t even on the Trump Tower Grill menu at all.

But what do we know about the “taco bowl” itself?

For one, it’s not really a Mexican dish at all. Let alone a “hispanic” one. That’s just the tip of the iceberg lettuce.

Authoritative source

I mean, ok they can be pretty tasty.

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I had a bread bowl in Vegas filled with chilli, it was amazing :blush:

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1305975008750194688
( twitter | raw text )

One of my bosses once said the only thing The Hollywood Reporter was good for was toilet paper. I thought their job postings were pretty good back in the day, but like just about all Hollywood publications it’s mostly PR fluff, at the time very expensive PR fluff for the paper magazine.

The one really positive thing I can say is the magazine provided for a really nice introduction between me and Michael Clarke Duncan from The Green Mile.

So Hollywood Reporter >> what Trump says.

Like peanut butter and chocolate…

Overcooked shell
Stingy on the sour cream
Very thin cheese
Beef looks dry

Best guess is he got that from a Trump restaurant

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https://twitter.com/posadist_trapgd/status/1305901711815512067

Referencing this:

Putting it here because of ICE, not sure if there’s a better thread

Having seen my wife go through a total hysterectomy earlier this year I am struck with the thought of how going through that in an ICE facility must be horrible. It is not exactly a minor surgery and I’m going to go out on a limb and guess you don’t get an as comfortable as possible recovery.

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seems like a good time to remind everyone of one of the best ads ever:

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https://mobile.twitter.com/feliciasonmez/status/1305971822031241217

https://mobile.twitter.com/fordm/status/1305952230164619265

Posted this tweet in the LC thread by mistake then here and unless I write something it won’t let me post it again…

Was that because of my Pony rants the other day? :man_shrugging:

https://mobile.twitter.com/jeremyherb/status/1305907880458100737

jfc,we don’t know where they came from? lul

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Apparently the word Palestinian never came up.

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