The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

That time Trump amazed even himself with the audacity of his lies.

https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1304418266719420423?s=20

GJGE

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Trump saying the pledge of allegiance the way I did when I was in high school

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Melania doesn’t even bother trying. Someone needs to ask Trump to recite the Pledge of Allegiance at his next news conference.

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Cue the conservative outrage. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY!

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He’s such a child. He can’t stand still for 15 seconds.

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It’s really more like Israel going, “Hey sign this peace deal or we bomb your teeny tiny country. We want Trump for a second term!”

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Seriously. There’s no possible way Trump is actually brokering peace agreements with actual, reasonable discussion, listening to the concerns of both sides, and helping come up with long-lasting solutions.

(he went to jared)

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Was their “war” between Israel and these rich middle-eastern countries? Or even real tensions? What are these “peace” deals?

The only relevant thing that comes to mind is when I went to the UAE a couple times and looked up whether having an Israel stamp in the passport would be an issue, and the conclusion was clearly, no, they don’t care. Same with Qatar at the time.

~3% of the Arab League now has diplomatic relations with Israel, a truly groundbreaking achievement.

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Melania looks like me when I’m at someone house as a dinner guest and they say grace.

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I figured if it was running out in PA it was everywhere… They’d want to prop up a swing state as long as possible.

I took another look at facebook and the morons are out in fucking force. It’s basically a small subset of the people I was “friends” with in high school who don’t read so good. Basically a mix of kiddie trafficking and 9/11 porn.

(I’m not deleting because I occasionally use to look up some things up for work and related stuff.)

@bestof

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Running on Israel/Bahrain peace, finger on the pulse bigly.

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